Undocumented Facts Part 3

What's that you say? Undocumented Facts? Don't mind if I do.

- Many states claim to be "The Heartland of America." Only Louisiana claims to be "America's Butt."

Or maybe it was "America's Boot."

- Captain America has never released his long-form birth certificate to the Tea Party.

What are you trying to hide?! Other than your face. And identity.
You know, just forget we said anything.

- The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. So...somebody ought to get some water. We should really try to put it out.

- There is no fourth item.

- The square root of Rush Limbaugh is a moldy potato.

SCIENCE!

- Thunder is caused by Angels. Specifically Angels shooting out bolts of electricity, which super-heats the air around it, causing it to expand so rapidly it breaks the sound barrier. At least that's what they taught us in Sunday School.