Quickly Drawn Comics #1

Best/Bad Book Covers #1

Welcome to the first installment of Best/Bad Book Covers, or B3C as my peeps call it.

West Side!

These posts will feature the Best, the Baddest, and the Best of the Bad in book covers. And after the jump we're kicking it off with a bang!

Drunk Post

I was in Philly for 3 days last week. I put on 6 pounds in that time. I'm pretty sure it all went to my face. Here's a picture of me from earlier today:

My arms and legs got shorter, too.

 I think it's time to purge.

New Computer!

I got a new computer today. Here's a picture of it -

The guy who sold it to me said "It make good internet. Top speed!" It also came with a pretty good warranty. I just need to bring it by the same parking lot on Sunday or Tuesday afternoons, since that's when he's parked there, and he'll fix it right up. 

Of course, it's taking some time to adjust to the new computer. I'm actually at the library writing this right now. The salesguy told me to just put the phone up against the computer to connect to the internet, but I haven't been able to connect yet. Probably a firewall problem. Or maybe I don't have enough HTML. 

Anyway, I'm excited to discover all the new worlds my computer will open up for me. Huzzah!

Undocumented Facts Part 1

Here are some previously Undocumented Facts:


- Air conditioning causes cancer, but only if you don't use it.


- Pandas are the result of a Polar Bear mating with the Hamburglar.

Robble-Robble

- You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. That's it. Those are the only two things you can pick.


- There's a spider on your leg. KILL IT!!!!!


- Congressman Anthony Weiner legally changed his name before running for office. His name used to be Tony Penisdong.


- Tofu is actually an animal. Suck it, Vegans!

Get a haircut, hippie!

- Righty Tighty, Left Loosey. It's common knowledge, I know, but no one's ever written it down before. Go figure.

FIRST!

Welcome to Undocumented Facts! It's not much to look at for the moment. To be honest, it might never be. My hope for this is to post some funny stuff from time to time, as well as news/info on any writing I have available elsewhere. Hopefully there will be some to post about. I have no idea how frequently I'll update, but I'm aiming for more than once a week.

If you see anything on this site you think is funny or interesting, make sure to tell some friends about it. If you see something on this site that you think is boring or just generally sucks, keep it to yourself, you bastard.

And in case anyone noticed the "T" in my name at the bottom of this post, that's because there's just too many damn Adam Johnsons out there, including one that's a writer. I'm pretty sure he's a jerk, so don't bother looking him up.