Drunk Post!

The world has never been so hot and sticky, and amaretto sours are delicious. These things are facts.

Also fact: Even drunk I can pronounce "Disaronno" better than this guy.

Anyone that disagrees is the devil.

No, you are!

Post of Shame

Last night at around 1:00 am I found myself at a Taco Bell drive-thru ordering 6 Dorito Tacos. You read that right - 6 of them.

(If you're unfamiliar with the Dorito Taco, it's basically just a regular Taco Bell taco sprinkled with nacho powder and regret.)

With a side-order of disappointment.

In my defense, only 1 of them was for me. The other 5 were for a friend who shall remain nameless. And by this point, probably colon-less, too.

It might not be the most embarrassing thing I've ever done, but it was up there. 

Coupled with the fact that Taco Bell for some reason discontinued the Baja Chalupa (damn you, Taco Bell!) I might need to start rethinking my eating habits.

I wonder where the nearest White Castle is?

Drunk Post

I was in Philly for 3 days last week. I put on 6 pounds in that time. I'm pretty sure it all went to my face. Here's a picture of me from earlier today:

My arms and legs got shorter, too.

 I think it's time to purge.