Buy My NEW Book!

The wait is finally over!* My newest book is here!

Sometimes Evil Just Don't Pay is a collection of 14 of my short stories, including 3 that have never been published. The cover is once again by Kory Kolvig, and as much as I loved the last cover he did for me, he topped himself with this one. That cover rules.**

The book is available through Amazon.com for the amazingly low price of $1.99. But even better, if you're an Amazon Prime member, you can read it for free. Yes, free! That's as cheap as it gets!

Here's the description from Amazon:

A suicidal man that just can’t seem to die . . . a world where everyone has become a murderous lunatic . . . unseen horrors hunting deep below the earth . . .demons pouring in from a portal to another realm . . . and a pair of Mafia hitmen with a knack for the supernatural. SOMETIMES EVIL JUST DON’T PAY collects 14 stories of terror, suspense and humor by Adam T. Johnson, with a guest appearance by Satan himself! This collection will leave you screaming, laughing, and begging for more.

How can you say no to that? As I've mentioned before, you don't even need a Kindle to read it. You can read it right in your browser, or download one of these free apps that are available for every device out there.

If you buy it, I'd appreciate it if you use one of these links or the link on the side of the page to do so. I make a few extra pennies that way. And if you read it, make sure to leave me a review. Good or bad, books with more reviews get more sales, so you'd be helping me out.

And once again, it's only $1.99 - free for Prime members! You're not going to find a better bang for your buck. For real. I've done the research.


* I know at least 1 person was waiting for it. So this statement is technically true.


** As if the cover itself isn't good enough, Kory made it by tracing that outline in the parking lot of a school and photographing it. He then left the chalk outline. I really wish I could have been around the next day when someone found it.

Buy My Book!

If I could, I would have this playing constantly in the background when you come to this page. Be thankful I don't know enough about html to do that.

Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah. Buy my book!

That's right. My long out of print, bestselling* debut novella is now available once again. This time in electronic form! It's like some kind of future book.

Lifetimes of Blood, with a wonderful new cover by Kory Kolvig, is now available through the Amazon Kindle store for the low, low price of $0.99. You read that correctly; less than a buck!

And I must say, it looks pretty damn cool on the Kindle. Nothing can quite compare to the feeling I got the first time I held a physical copy of this book in my hands, (over 10 years ago now. Damn.) But this comes pretty close. Kory's cover still looks cool in the grayscale of the Kindle, and the rest of the package came through just as I wanted it to. I have to admit, I'm pretty pleased with this book -  both the writing and the presentation.

In case you're unaware, or the title and cover don't make it clear, Lifetimes of Blood is not like the "writing" I do here on the blog. It's a horror story, and fairly gory and graphic in parts. It would definitely be a rated "R" movie. Here's the description that's on amazon.com:

Immortal Enemies...
Homeless people gutted on the streets of New York at the turn of the century...soldiers left in compromising positions with their throats slit in World War II London...high school athletes tortured for days in the Heartland of America in recent times. Scores of murders, spanning even a greater number of years. And all with one horrifying, disturbing, evil connection: a man named Jonas.

But now, after one hundred years, The Other One is finally closing in on Jonas. Can he put an end to an evil that has lasted for over a century? Or will Jonas yet again escape to spread his particular brand of terror for untold years to come?

 Doesn't that sound exciting? And did I mention it's only 99 cents?

Seriously, if you have a Kindle, you should give it a try. If you don't have a Kindle, you can get a free Kindle app for any computer, Mac, smart phone, tablet or other device here. The app is free, so you've got no reason not to. Also, if you are going to buy it, I'd appreciate if you use one of the links I've included in this post, or the window on the right of the blog. That way I get a few extra pennies.

So go buy my book! If you like it, I'd really love it if you just take a few seconds and give it a review on Amazon. Hell, even if you don't like it give it a review.  Books that have numerous reviews sell better than books with one or two.

And in case I haven't said it yet, it's only $0.99! That's practically free. The next time you're in line at the gas station or grocery store, just skip buying a candy bar and you've already made the money back. Plus you'll save yourself a couple hundred calories and won't be one step closer to diabetes. So buying my book can actually save your life. It's a fact!**

Just buy the damn thing already. I'd do it for you.


*It was the bestselling book I've ever had published. So this is technically true.

**This is almost certainly not a fact. Who cares? Buy my book!

Undocumented Facts is on the Kindle!

I've been hearing an awful lot about this "Kindle" thing lately. Until recently, I had been mishearing people that mentioned it, and wondered why everyone was all of a sudden so interested in hobos.

Look it up.

But after receiving one last weekend, I discovered it's actually a device that lets you read things on it. Who knew? And guess what else I discovered? You can have your blog available to read through the Kindle. And even better, you make people pay for it! Trust me, as soon as I found that out I signed up right away.

So now, fellow Kindle owners, you can have Undocumented Facts beamed directly into your Kindle (and no, that's not a double entendre.) Why read this blog for free, and in color, when you can pay $0.99 a month and read it like this:

Ye olde timey blogg.

Seriously, it's only 99 cents a month. And you get to try it for 14 days for free. Just go here to give it a look. If you do want to subscribe, I'd appreciate if you use the Amazon gadget on the right side of the page to do so, because then I get a couple more cents. And if you don't want to subscribe, but like my blog, then why don't you leave me a good review? If you don't want to subscribe, and hate my blog, you can still leave me a review. That way people won't think I just reviewed it myself over and over with different accounts.

UPDATE: When I initially posted this, I didn't even consider the fact that on the Kindle you can turn on "Text to Speech" and have a robot voice read whatever's on the screen to you. Listening to the Kindle robot say "bastards," "H-dubby-dub" and "He will hook the shit out of you" is well worth 99 cents on it's own. For real, if you own a Kindle, or have a Kindle app that includes text to speech, at least subscribe for the free 2 week trial so you can here a funny robot swear. Unless I'm the only one that finds that kind of thing funny.

And if that's the case, I don't know if I want to live in this world anymore.