Comic Cover Cavalcade

Welcome to the first Komic Kover Kavalcade. Or KK-wait, forget that. I think I better switch those "K"s back to "C"s.

And probably should leave this cover out of the post.

I'm feeling lazy and short of ideas once again, so I decided to go with a post that's only a fraction less lazy than posting something I wrote 10 years ago. That's right, it's a post of funny comic book covers! There's only like 12,435 posts like this on the internet. I'm a trailblazer in that fashion. But I'm betting most of you don't frequent too many comic book blogs, so there's a chance they'll be new to you.

These covers are some of the most common ones people make jokes about. Once you see them, I think you'll see why.

This one cracks me up, because even though Archie is only a few feet away from the other guys, he's only ankle deep in the water and they're waist deep. What's up with that? Are those guys in a hole? Is Archie Jesus? Or was he just being a jerk? It's so wacky.

I love the look that guy is giving the kid. He's totally rubbing it in that even though he's a perfectly healthy adult he's making that little kid carry that huge log. Good stuff.

Ha! That kid's so fat he broke the tricycle, and Little Lulu doesn't even know. She's still pumping her butt off trying to pedal. That's crazy!

Right, like Archie has enough money to afford to give anyone a pearl necklace. He's not Richie Rich! The first time I saw this I almost spewed my drink all over the screen. Luckily I swallowed first.

I hope you enjoyed these innocently humorous comic covers. I sure enjoyed putting almost no work in to show them to you.

That's what she said!