The Post that Ended Sexism

It seems like there's been a lot in the news recently about sexism and gender equality. I think it has something to do with Republicans deciding all women are evil, so now they want to change the law so all men are required to gay marry. I'll admit I just kind of skimmed the news stories.

Since I've already eradicated racism and smote religious strife, I figured I might as well take care of this sexism thing, too. So here goes.

Hey, men everywhere! Pay attention. Take a look at this picture:

These women are not pieces of meat that are just here for your pleasure. They're human beings with names and jobs and dreams.

These two happen to be named Sinamyn and Spyce. They currently hold down jobs as strippers, but dream of some day getting into porn.

You're welcome. Ladies.