And what's worse, it doesn't appear to be just one Apocalypse, but several happening at the same time.
First, I saw a gang of zombies shambling down the street. Or is that gaggle of zombies? Either way, the zombies are here. Granted, some people would probably try to claim that they weren't zombies, they were just pale people.
Others might point out that they were obviously children. |
That had me pretty on edge, but I wasn't convinced the End Days were upon us quite yet. That didn't happen until later that night, when first I contracted what I can only assume was the Mad Ebola virus, and then a tremendous explosion shook the house, clearly signifying that the Danish have finally launched a nuclear attack against us.
Those bastards were just biding their lazy, lazy time. |
My bunker can be described in two words: Impregnable. |
Unless this all turns out to be a false alarm. In that case, make sure to come back next week for a new Bat-Tuesday post!
* I've been told I need to be more "inclusive" with my blog if I want to get more traffic. So hopefully this placates all the shwo-mans out there.
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