I'm Rich!

Ok, the title is a little misleading. I'm not rich . . . yet. But I will be pretty soon.

Wanna know how? Get a load of this -

Ancient Americans referred to these as "Fool's Balls."
Who's the fool now?

From what I've read online, there's like $500 million hidden inside of one of these (don't ask me how they fit it in there.)

So I went out and bought $3,000 worth of them today. At 25 cents a piece that works out to like a million of them. One of them is sure to be the one stuffed with a $500 million dollar bill.

When I'm filthy rich, I'll try not to let the money go to my head.

My stomach, however, is another matter.

No promises, poor people.