Hello?

Anybody still here?

Preferably someone made of meat?

Man, whoever runs this place sure has let it go to shit.

Much like downtown Phoenix, pictured here.

Someone should tell that guy to get off his ass and post something.

Thanksgiving - Synonym Style!

Remember last year when I did a hilarious Thanksgiving post chock full of jokes and whimsy that that was fun for old and young alike? Well, I'm not doing that this year. That's way too much work.

So instead, I hope this Thanksgiving everyone gets plenty of...

With a side of...

Plus a heaping helping of...

And why not finish it off with a good ole' slice of...

Math is tasty!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Meet Bob Ducca

I know I've posted a couple youtube videos on here in the past, but those were both by my brother, and I was even briefly in one of them, so there was at least a tenuous link to myself to make them relevant to posting here.

Not so with today's post. This is simply a video that I found so funny I was in tears at several points. And since I don't have an idea of my own at the moment, I figured I'd might as well share. Once again my lack of motivation and work ethic is your gain.

Just a heads up, there isn't really any "video" aspect to this video. These are 4 bits of comedian Seth Morris doing his character Bob Ducca on the Comedy Death-Ray/Comedy Bang Bang podcast. It's freaking hilarious. So enjoy.

Lame.

I have wracked my brain for hours and I can't think of a single thing to post. So fuck it, here's a picture of a fat dude dressed like Spider-Man.

Does whatever a morbidly obese spider can.

That's kind of funny, right?