It's State Fair time! That means giant, smelly crowds, overpriced food that by all rights should kill you with two bites, and black boogers the next day. Hooray!
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Realizing that the State Fair is the most popular thing going in Minnesota right now, and numbered lists are about the most popular articles on the internet, I've decided to shamelessly combine the two in a desperate attempt for
affection traffic. You could consider this post "Undocumented Facts - MN State Fair Edition." But no one is going to do a web search for that. I'll gladly toss away any kind of creative continuity on this site if it gets me nine page views. Because I care.
So on we go to 7 totally real, not at all made-up on the spot, things you didn't know about the MN State Fair! It's so exciting it's stupid!!!
