This is Billy.
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| Hi Billy! |
Billy loved video games. Billy also loved super-heroes. So Billy desperately wanted the new Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes Video game.
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| And for some reason he wanted the European version, apparently. |
Billy's parents were mean and wouldn't buy the game for him, so he decided to earn the money himself by mowing lawns in the neighborhood.
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| But only after he had cut and dyed his hair. |
While mowing the neighbor's lawn, a meteor fell out of the sky and hit Billy on the head.
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| Meteors are the dickbags of Outer Space. |
Billy was OK, but the meteor had a strange effect on him. After getting hit on the head by the meteor, Billy no longer wanted to play video games! Duhn-duhn-duuuuhhhn.
The lesson here kids: Don't be like Billy. Stay inside at all times.
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| Science! |
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