Sunday, June 12, 2011

Undocumented Facts Part 1

Here are some previously Undocumented Facts:


- Air conditioning causes cancer, but only if you don't use it.


- Pandas are the result of a Polar Bear mating with the Hamburglar.



Robble-Robble

- You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. That's it. Those are the only two things you can pick.


- There's a spider on your leg. KILL IT!!!!!


- Congressman Anthony Weiner legally changed his name before running for office. His name used to be Tony Penisdong.


- Tofu is actually an animal. Suck it, Vegans!


Get a haircut, hippie!
- Righty Tighty, Left Loosey. It's common knowledge, I know, but no one's ever written it down before. Go figure.
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  1. AshleyJune 17, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    I'm so lucky to have someone in my life who can teach me all these important truths.

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