Look, Over There . . .

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BOO!

Oh man, I got you good. You should see the look on your face. Classic.

Happy Halloween!

2 Years? 2 Years!

2 years ago today I was fortunate enough to trick this lady into marrying me.

I got a great discount on my insurance that day, too.

I wish there was a word for what today is. Something like blorthday or centaversary. But more related to weddings and tracking time since the wedding in 1 year increments. Maybe "Same Calendar Day as the Day We Got Married Day," or "Wedbirth-day." I can't believe no one has thought of this yet.

Anywho, thanks for marrying me 2 years ago, woman who I want to call Flo but I'm pretty sure that's just because of the costume! It's been great!

Reckless Activities for Stupid People #6

Man, my posting frequency has gone way down the last few months, hasn't it? Apparently all my post ideas came from cigarettes. Who knew?

Fortunately for me, this has happened before. Yes, back when I was writing a quarterly column, I still couldn't keep up with any kind of deadline, and as a result wrote a Reckless Activities for Stupid People column based off of that very idea. Thanks, Past Me! For once you didn't screw over Current Me.

But we both hate Future Me. Fuck that guy.

So here you go, yet another old Reckless Activities for Stupid People column is after the jump. Try to contain yourselves.

Thinking Out Loud

If you really want to mess with peoples' heads this Halloween, dress up as someone that's giving out Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters. Then go trick-or-treating.

Who's trick-or-treating who?

That oughta get people talking.